May 2013
heelheat asked: 11
jimcashfan asked: 10.
askbox questions: vidya game edition!: I would...
1: Do you try to stay away from walkthroughs?
2: Company you're always loyal to?
3: Best game you've ever played?
4: Worst game you've ever played?
5: A popular series/game you just can't get into no matter how much you try?
6: A game that's changed you the most?
7: A game you'll never forget?
8: Best soundtrack?
9: A game you turn your volume off every time you play it?
10: A game you've completely given up on?
11: Hardest game you've played?
12: Shortest time you've beaten a game in?
13: A game you were the most excited for when it wasn't released yet?
14: A game you think would be cool if it had voice acting?
15: Which two games do you think would make an awesome crossover?
16: Character you've hated most? From what game?
17: What game do you never tell people you play?
18: A game you wish your friends knew about?
19: Which game do you think deserves a revival?
20: What was the first video game you ever played?
21: How old were you when you first played a video game?
22: If you could immerse yourself in any game for one day, which game would it be? What would you do?
23: Biggest disappointment you've had in gaming?
24: Casual, Hardcore, or in the middle?
25: Be honest; have you ever used cheats (like ActionReplay or Gameshark)?
26: Handheld or console?
27: Has there ever been a moment that has made you cry?
28: Which character's clothes do you wish you owned the most?
29: Which is more important, gameplay or story?
30: A game that hasn't been localized in your country that you think should be localized?
So someone just walked by as I scrolled through my dashboard and noticed the ONLY porn blog I follow and looked at me and went.
“Is that the chick from Bioshock Infinite?”
I said yeah.
He nodded and went , “Fuckin’ technology, man.” and walked off.
And he’s the head of HR.
legundrybandityangus:
I dunno man I get really fucking skeptical of how “progressive” the gaming industry on the whole is and I mean my neverending beef with journalists is a huge part of it but still.
It ain’t getting progressive man. There’s just more people talkin. Thing is not all of them have anything to say.
jayteeblaze86 replied to your post: Yo. Bro Force needs a new name.
Asparagus 5
No.
There’s more than five of us.
NO.
More BroForce silliness Withen BroForce there are like..mini-teams. Team S.O.L.D - Our primary unit in Left 4 Dead 1/2. Consisted of former member Stifler/Replaced by Shen, Ogre (me), Locke, and Dave. Named because of how often Dave and I would say ‘SOLD’ in response to something we agree with. We routinely used to destroy teams in L4D while not trying. We once had a complete shut out...
The Current Members of BroForce
BECAUSE I AM BORED AND FEEL LIKE TYPING SHIT.
The Masked Negro/DasUberOgre/Me - Me. I’m good at the FPS and the fightan and some puzzle games n’ shit JT ‘The Team Player’ - JT, a mexican dude who loves bad movies and the Minnisota Vikings. Got the moniker of being ‘The Team Player’ because he is anything but. He is usually the first to teamkill you, the first...
Yo. Bro Force needs a new name.
I downloaded Vine a week ago. I don’t feel like making a twitter to use it so instead I’ve been using it it laugh at porn.
ghost-anus:
I GOT A B ON MY STATS EXAM IM GONNA PISS MYSELF HOW DID I MANAGE THIS THANK YOU JESUS
I read hat as that you got a B on your stunts exam.
And then I spent the next 2 minutes pondering HOW RAD A STUNTS EXAM WOULD BE.
So last night...
I was in the Xbox Avatar and I saw they added Star Trek stuff.
I was thinking it was going to be stuff from Into Darkness so I had no interest.
…But then I saw they had Geordi’s visor…as well as his officers uniform.
But I didn’t buy it. Buying clothes for avatars is BADUMB.
I am also a fucking liar.
I AM PART OF THE FUCKING PROBLEM.
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Why is there not a Kickstarter to start a new season of WMAC Masters?
Maybe I'm alone on this one, maybe it's just my...
iamvax:
over-as-hell:
If wrestling actually were real it would fucking suck.
or at least be very inconsistent. For evidence of this just watch MMA.
Someone tried it.
It didn’t work.
servbot42:
here’s a confess:
I don’t really have fun with Smash Bros unless it’s one on one matches. items and stages don’t matter but that four player clusterfuck just isn’t fun for me.
judgin u
groin-twerk:
themaskednegro:
servbot42:
it keeps hitting me how fucking close we are to a new smash bros trailer and I’m starting to lose it a little
Me buying a Wii U literally hinges on Smash Bros. I mean that.
Brawl made me buy a Wii and immediately made me regret it.
I never got a Wii, me hearing Brawl was sorta bupkis put the kabosh on that.
Although I really…and I mean...
servbot42:
it keeps hitting me how fucking close we are to a new smash bros trailer and I’m starting to lose it a little
Me buying a Wii U literally hinges on Smash Bros. I mean that.
askgeorgebush asked: You ever heard of MF Doom?
I just realized that since the Kinect is going to use my face as a log in I could probably trick it into thinking my mask is my face and thus not even IT will know my real face.
The Misadventures of The Masked Negro: How I got...
This was more of a shorter story. I was in highschool at this time and there is a local concert series around here put on by a radio station called Next Big Thing. I went with a few friends to this concert because I really liked the line up. For the people that care about that type of music here is the line up in order (I remember it) The Music Lit Skindred Coheed and Cambria Lost Prophets Brand...
The Misadventures of The Masked Negro: How I got...
The Misadventures of The Masked Negro: How I got shot. So as you saw by my big list of injuries…I’ve been though some shit. One of those was about the time I got shot. The story itself isn’t as funny as the aftermath that followed. Back when I was about 11 or 12, I used to live on a street that had a fairly well known crackhouse/drughouse/hooker brothel at the end of the street....
I fight the urge to buy a custom champioship belt and carry around with me all of the time every fucking day.
Like.
I’d just carry it, and if someone asked me what it was fore I would look them dead in the eye and go “It’s the championship for avoiding questions.”
And then just walk away.
This is my struggle.
Yo.
I need to fucking shave.
Also I feel like answering personal shit. This may or may not be because there is a fucking girl sleeping on my lap right now.
At work.
In my office.
This is how Bill Clinton felt.
splintercellconviction:
mY FOOT WONT STOP FUCKING ITCHING JESUS FUCK
You got the cheese touch.
legundrybandityangus:
Oh boy
Stupid fucking idiots slamming Islam, a religion they do not fully understand for the actions of two men in an incident which has not been given proper exposition yet
muslamicrayguns.mp3
legundrybandityangus:
gaytarosrevenge replied your post Im gonna try out K-On! because I dunno it looks pretty cute
what are you gay? watch daily lives of high school boys.
I already did it’s fucking radicool
YOU BETTER BE TALKING ABOUT CROMARTIE HIGH, SON.
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Dude.
There was a Smallville/Dawson’s Creek version of Tarzan on WB.
Think about that for a second.
ithinkimevil:
themaskednegro:
mrdappersden:
This Giant Bombcast is horrifying.
NEVERMIND I FOUND THE HORRIBLE PART. OH GOD. OH GOD.
GIMME A TIMESTAMP SO I KNOW WHEN IT’S COMING
NUH UH.
mrdappersden:
This Giant Bombcast is horrifying.
NEVERMIND I FOUND THE HORRIBLE PART. OH GOD. OH GOD.
iamvax asked: Given that mother's day was not that long ago you should totally give her a s/o and tell us an awesome story about her that you haven't shared already.
iamvax asked: I'd like to hear the story behind when you got shot and when you got stabbed. morbid curiosity i guess.
iamvax asked: Why do you call your recorded shows "Masked Audio" instead of "The Maskedcast"?
I really want to finish BioShock Infinite but holy god I am not liking how slow they roll out the goods in this game. Am I being terrible or am I supposed to be woefully underpowered at the start? Also these weapons feel kinda…I dunno.
Eh?
Like I’ve been using the pistol the most because that seems to be the only one that’s worth a damn.
I like how I have been consistently at 197 followers for like the last four months. Yet I gain new followers every day.
My thing is.
Yo. The screen name is literally called THE MASKED NEGRO. That should be enough indication of the shit you’re gonna get into.
groin-twerk asked: what's the coolest thing you ever done?
iamvax asked: Now for a real question: I've seen you talk about good and bad times at your job, but what was probably your best and worst days at work ever?
iamvax asked: Made you look. :)
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Yo.
Ask me shit. I don’t even care what it is at this point.
List of Injuries The Masked Negro Has Had
Broke my left arm falling out of a tree Broke my right arm in a car accident Fractured my skull in a car accident Broke my left ankle by falling on it wrong Cracked my left kneecap in the same fall Broken both of my thumbs, can’t remember how Got shot on the back of my right leg. Got stabbed in right side at a moshpit Had my two front teeth knocked out by my older brother (playing and fell...
splintercellconviction replied to your post: List your favorite shit you play online with your…
WOAH WOAH WOAH YOU HAVE A 360 AND YOU PLAY ONLINE WHY WAS I NOT AWARE OF THIS
I dunno how you couldn’t have been.
But yeah. I do both of those things.
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capnraccoon:
wolfintestine replied to your post: WHAT THE FUCK!?
#journalism
It’s fucking embarrassing. As someone who also intends on being a journalist too…Fuckkkk.
USE THE HATE TO BE THE BEST THAT NO ONE EVER WAS
IMPORTANT UPDATE REGARDING MY TOE
TOTALLY BROKE IT. UP.
BROKE MY BIG TOE.
THIS WILL BE ADDED TO THE EVER GROWING LIST OF THINGS I’VE BROKEN.
mrdappersden:
This Giant Bombcast is horrifying.
I am just a little but after the Jeff (from the Internet) call. Does something happen?
