I pre-ordered street fighter x tekken.
marinoduranisafuckingasshole: Yup. Fuck the haters. Continue crying over a game you haven’t even played yet. Continue crying over a game you all will most definitely buy. All of a sudden everybody’s a tourney player. Gfto. Fucking posers. Words of truth flow from his fingertips like water.
I have a joke
everythingaboutn0thing: Schrodingers cat walks into a bar. Or does he? Reblogging my own post to get the joke right. Schrodingers cat walks into a bar….and dosen’t.
I have a joke
Schrodingers cat walks into a bar. Or does he?
In other non-hooker related news.
I think I am going to drop being a pad player and get a stick. Not because I think it’ll help my game at all…I just want a sick-ass customized stick to show off. That would also require that I actually go to a tournament at some point… Which would require that I get non-scrubby at a game that people actually PLAY at tournaments. …Which means I have to main someone...
I am seriously thinking about buying a prostitute for Christmas. Someone talk me out of this.
YES. YES. OH GOD YES.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTCGKLBiDxU IT…IT’S TRICKY. OH MY GOD…I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO RUIN IT..BU…YES…AH…
iplemons asked: You're work place firing was TOTAL justice. I nod my head internet approval. I would have fired his bitch ass earlier for not working/(if i could) docked his pay and given it to those whose lunch he took. At least he had no job now and no way to steal his meals. He can eat a dick if he's hungry.
So, RC Cola wants to date my sister...
Damn you 2012
That feel when no one uses Hakan ever on stream so you never learn any new tech.
I am the 1%?
I just fired a guy who has been eating out of other people’s lunches at work for the last two months. He denied it even though I saw him today with my own four eyes and we have weeks worth of video tape of him caught in the act. This was the last in a long line of behavioral issues. He was already on a final warning. The then proceeded to bitch me out because I am the “1%” who...
Pink slip sense tingling
Motherfucker I just caught you eating out of the work fridge and putting it back. From three seperate lunch boxes. Nigga you best hope I am not your supervisor.
If girls get Topless Tuesday why don’t guys get like…Balls…Friday…or something.
Woo woo woo
Zack Ryder has had the best year of any WWE superstar outside of Mark Henry. Fact
Fuck you, Brighthouse
So my internet and cable stopped working—Why? I was past due A DOLLAR and they remotely cut me off. One. Fucking. Dollar. Of course I paid it but the fact that they wasted EVERYONES time by cutting me off over a dollar is just FUCKED UP. Of course is White(although I’m black) People’s Problems/1st World Problems but come the fuck on.
I need an adult
An old (and I mean like late 70s) woman grabbed a giant handfull of my ass on the bus. Ignoring the fact that I am a 6 foot 7 415lbs black man this old hispanic lady somehow found my ass so damn delicious that she had to grab a fistfull. When I turned around she didn’t even bat an eyelash, she just looked up at me and nodded. I don’t have enough words.
My one goal in 2012
Is to go to a major streamed tournament and win a match round with Hakan. That’s all. I am totally a scrub with minor flickers of actual skill but GOD DAMMIT I love Hakan so much.
Road To Evo: Wow!! →
reidensama: I just watched two documentaries on video game players ” King of Kong” and ” i got Next”. After watching “King of kong” i was empowered like yes, i can do it, i can come from no where and with drive and determination and shake things up. after watching “I got next” i just said …wow. I said that… Good luck. We welcome you.
There is totally a stripper who works at my job who keeps trying to convince everyone she’s not a stripper. I just watched her bend over at the hips to pick up a pen on the ground while wearing 9 inch heels and then proceed to place the pen and the cap in her bra. Muscle memory will always betray you.
I’m getting one. Soon. SUGGEST!
What the fuck
Which one of you fuckers asked me for a Topless Tuesday? There’s only seven of you who read this and I can narrow down that seven to three who would actually ask. Why in the hell do you want to subject yourself to me (glorious) moobs?
It's like Naked Tetris
Is it strange that I find organizing my porn folder to be infinitely soothing? Also slightly disturbing.
Fuck this show
This Friendzone show on MTV is horrible. It’s like the most uncomfortable thing to watch ever.
You know what? Fuck all of that. I think for all the good he his done this season FILTHY needs to get patched THE FUCK in.
So what is the ETA of a .gif of Linc dumping sextoys on that desk? I am sure the possibilites are endless.
Dear people whining about SOA Spoilers
You decided to look up SAMTUMB on the night of the SEASON FINALE during which the SEASON FINALE would be on. You deserve what you get.
How did 27 minutes undo a WHOLE SEASON of hate for Lincoln Potter!? Second, why does he have all of those sex toys?
I hate to love to love to hate this show.
My mind is full of TWEESTS
WHAT JUST HAPPENED