January 2012
heelheat:
Sheamus, there is great rage in your heart. Welcome to the red lantern corps.
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Royal Rumble Predictions
Might as well get these out of the way now.
John Cena vs. Kane
Cena becomes a Red Lantern and unleashes the anger. Possible chance Kane wins via DQ.
Daniel Bryan vs. Mark Henry vs. Big Show
I don’t see D-Bry dropping it here. His heel gimmick is doing good with him running from Big Show and there is *no* other program on Smackdown for them to end this one with a happy ending. Plus Mark...
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“I don’t masturbate. I give a handjob to a star.”
– DC Pierson
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God DAMMIT!
Why didn’t you just let him take the time off to heal properly!? You can write Zack Ryder off in a giant kayfabe injury but not let this guy take time off? He worked hurt and now he’s injured during the best part of his career.
I mad.
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davesavedtheday replied to your post: Resident Evil
My only gripe about RE6 is that the trailer made it feel less SUSPENSEFUL THRILLER OH SHIT IF I TURN THIS CORNER WHAT WILL BE THERE and more FUCK YEAH THE ARMY IS HERE TO KILL SOME ZOMBIES MOTHERFUCKERS WHATS UP. Doesn’t mean I still don’t want it.
Now my half-assed reasoning for FUCK YEAH ARMY IS HERE AMERICAAAA. I this is Chris and...
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Resident Evil
So I don’t get why everyone is saying that RE6 looks silly and wacky.
Motherfuckers ride RE1-3’s dick all you want but do you forget that those games had ZOMBIE SHARKS AND PLANTS.
Shit has always been silly and B-movie schlocky from the jump. The difference is now that it’s gone from B-Movie Horror , to B-Movie Suspense, to B-Movie Action Sci-Fi Thriller.
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This guy in the hallway has “TIGER” as his text message noise.
He has been having a text-conversation for the last 15 minutes.
I want to murder him.
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ASK A BLACK GUY!
It’s time again to ASK A BLACK GUY.
Ask my a question. You know…that one question you always wanted to ask a black guy! I am certified to answer black questions because I (at one point) have fit a lot of the black stereotypes!
Been arrested
Been shot
Been stabbed
Had a pregnancy scare
Lived in the ghetto
Been evicted
Been unemployed
Dated a spicy latin woman
and an asian...
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Wrasslin' Post of the Day
Hear me out on this one because it’s going to get really comic book geeky really fast.
Ever since I got back into reading comic books I can’t help but think of damn near everything that happens in the WWE is in relation to comic books. Specifically I keep on thinking of Raw as DC. Like…namely the Lantern Corps.
Yeah.
Like on Raw the big storylines are Cena v Kane and...
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You know what porn term I haven’t heard in a long time?
Spunk.
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WRASSLIN RELATED POST OF THE DAY
I wonder if Justin Gabriel ever walks up to Mark Henry and goes “I’m more African American than you.”
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After drinking pretty decent/above average beer all weekend…coming home to a fridge full of Ice House and Steel Reserve just makes me feel like shit.
How did I drink this before?
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I just had sex with a 44 year old woman I met on the bus.
I don’t know if I should feel proud or slightly depressed.
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This is why we should institute a new rule.
If a kicker ever fucks up a kick that bad when the game is on the line they should be immediately taken out by sharpshooters positioned at key points of the field.
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Tax Return
Okay, title belt idea is scrapped.
I just realized highspots can make me a fucking custom mask for like 140 bucks. Should I pursue?
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tylerortiz asked: do you think that in todays day and age if a white person says "nigga" that every black person in the area should be pissed off. if it wasent said in a demeaning manner
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Here is a word for word conversation a woman on...
Female: Hey Jordan?
Me: Yes?
F: Do you ever get asked silly black people questions?
Me: Like?
F: Like do you all really just like white women and oriental girls?
Me: …No.
F: Because it seems like every guy I know only likes white girls and not black girls.
Me: Well, I tend to like white girls but that’s mostly a personal preference because middle school sort of fucked up black...
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In other news...
I think I am going to buy a custom made championship belt with my tax return and wear it everywhere just to see how much ring rat tail I can pull by being “World Heavyweight Champion of [Made up Fed]”
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You know what?
Who wants to ask a fat black dude a question? Any question. Go for it. I’ll even answer in a stereotypical black thing.
Hell, ask that one question you have always been afraid to ask a black person. Do it.
You know you want to.
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For some reason I picture Sheamus being REALLY giddy whenever he looks at the sexual following he has on Tumblr. Like I can just imagine him texting everyone and everyone getting sick of it. Dunno why.
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So apparently me balls were hanging out on the bus for the world to see.
Either people were too embarrassed to tell me or they were BLINDED BY THEIR GLORY.
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My rules are intact.
If you are a normal sized girl and you pull that “I’m soooo faaaat” bullshit near me you will be subjected to A Truffle Shuffle. Bitch just found that out the hard way.
“SO MUCH OF YOU IS MOVING”
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Incoming tasteless NFL Joke
I finally believe that Tebow is Football Jesus.
Because the Patriots are beating his ass like a bunch of Romans.
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Ogre's at Work!
Oh, Tumblr. You get so much use when I am at work on Saturdays…when nothing happens.
So now I have cracked open Youtube and I realized that this blog is slowly just going to become a “Ogre comments on Wrestling, Video Games, and dumb shit” blog…so I’m cool with that. But because of my current wrestling bender I have been watching RASSLIN’ a lot.
Strictly...
Heelheat is now following you.
What a tweest! I am now following heelheat!
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WWE STREAM OF CONSCIENCE GO!
Sitting here bored at work…on a Saturday. You know what? For the next 15 minutes I am just going to word vomit whatever WWE centric thoughts that come into my head.
(Begin)
AJ looks like someone they would use for pedo-stings.
Goddamn I don’t care about Chris Jericho
If I ever do become a wrestler I think my one backstage goal would be make a choreographed dance to Cody...
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Goofed
Yeah, Capcom. Trolling the few fans SFxT does have by teasing an announcement for the Friday Stream and giving them nothing. and going lolwedunno BUT STAY TUNED FOR MORE INFO ¯\(°_o)/¯
is REALLY going to do wonders for your image right now.
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I told you WWE Music was awesome.
So I have my various alarms set to play random WWE tracks and today when it was time to go on my lunch hour/try to hit on this girl at work what song plays?
Mark Henry’s Sexual Chocolate theme.
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flutterunshy:
ugh. some people are like skinny and then they SAY they’re fat and it just pisses me off.
if you’re fat, then what the fuck am I? a bus?
I started adopting the rule of doing the truffle shuffle infront of them whenever they try this bullshit.
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Mother Fucker (Part 2)
What’s wrong with Single White 45 year old mothers? I’m tired of thinking that the only thing attracted to me are middle aged cougars who think just because I am a big black guy that I am some ex-con that needs taking care of because I can’t get used to life on the outside.
I also forgot my phone at home and didn’t realize it until just now. I never get calls OR texts so...
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Having your phones alarm set to play random WWE theme music is how everyone should start their morning.
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Mother Fuck
No, seriously. Mother Fuck.
Why does it seem like 45 year old single white mothers are the only thing I can attract? It’s starting to weird me out.
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Alright. You in.
Everyone has been telling me to watch “Attack the Block” for the longest time because I was supposedly missing out.
Welp, I am watching it right now.
And oh my god this movie is fucking great.
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Just submitted a long ass video game confession about Final Fantasy 4. Let’s see if they use it
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No point
In getting worked up over the Cross Counter vs. Jago beef. Jago is being a heel to get people interested in rivalries again and Cross Counter is playing along with it.
It’s too nice nowdays in the tournaments and you don’t have any real grudge matches. Just think of the hype that’s going to happen now if Combofiend and Jago ever have to meet up in a major bracket? That’s...
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need clean work shirt the nose knows - Foul... →
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First act of the New Year?
Organizing my porn folder.
