Again. I really can't say this enough.
Olympic War on /sp/ is about the funniest shit ever.
Today in XBL Hate Mail
“Oh my fucking god. Just pick a real fucking character already” As said by a very disgruntled SFIV (NOT AE) player after his Akuma lost to my Hakan. To put this in perspective. I am ass-decent at SFIV but even I will admit I play Hakan *completely* wrong. I rely heavily on Oil Slide pressure, I rarely ever oil up and I both primarily play 3D fighters AND play on pad so I cannot do...
talking about internet friends
mom: how do you know this person
me: they went to my school but they moved
I have this co-worker
That takes every photoshop as real. It’s so wonderful watching him get excited when he sees photoshops. He just tried to argue that the picture he saw for a certain person that is sorta revealed in Dark Knight Rises was real until I physically had to show him the parts that were photoshopped. I crush dreams like that.
There's not nearly enough good Power Rangers shit...
It’s sad, really.
CM Punk argues with AJ Lee
ilovewrestlinggifs: This is begging for an inappropriate photoshop
I just realized I ride the low tier in (almost)...
Street Fighter II: Guile
Super Turbo: Guile
Alpha Series: Sodom, Sodom, Cody.
Mortal Kombat: Sheeva
Street Fighter 4: Hakan
Soul Calibur: Astaroth, Astaroth, Astaroth, Astaroth
Marvel 2: Felicia, B.B Hood, Marrow
Marvel 3: Deadpool, Taskmaster, Shuma-Gorath (retired because that game gives me ulcers)
SFxT: Bob x Ken (will be dropping Ken for Cody)
How I play AE.
Pick Hakan Match Start OIL SLIDE OIL SLIDE OIL SLIDE OIL SL—Fuck they blocked low. Hold Back THEY JUMPED! MEDIUM OIL SLIDE Back away from wake up DP EX Oil Up. OIL SLIDE. OIL. MOTHERFUCKING. SLIDE. OIL SL—-Lol nope. Duck position. Focus Attack, U2 Sure, it’s scumbag as all fuck but it’s alsoFUCKING HAKAN.I dropped Cody because I started getting bored back in...
This is probably where I would say I am going to...
But instead I am going to say eat a big ole bag of dicks seasoned with 22 select herbs and spices. You can also upgrade to the “FUCK YO SELF” meal which includes your choice of between a side of Lightly Roasted Ass or a 1oz cup of Wet shit. Don’t forget to wash it down with a tall frosty glass of Shut The Fuck Up. Free Refills.
Update: Giant Bomb Ringtone Girl's Sister
Nope. Nope. Nope. Nooooope. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope.
Ever had one of those days
when you felt really depressed and shit so you just drank yourself to sleep and spent almost all day in bed occassionally rolling over to turn the TV up/down? Yeah. That was today.
There should really be a bell or a whistle that sounds whenever you surpass 100 names on your blacklist in Tumblr Savior.
I normally don't get into Olympic Fever
But watching the Olympics while on /sp/ is fucking glorious. The US vs. UK trollfest is reaching some pretty goddamn impressive levels of MAD.
Totally watching Olympic Women's Beach Volleyball.
And you know good and goddamned why.
haylyeah: amazon has a pre-order for the Deadpool game. But it says the release date is December 31st 2013. I can’t wait that long, it’s a year and a half!!! That date better not be true!! If a game has no defined release date retailers usually set it for the every end of the year just to be safe.
capnraccoon replied to your photoset: It has happened. I have unlocked Dian Wei in… You aren’t using Huang Gai? He’s like..the most Wrestling type. Crowds even cheer when he does his Musou grapple. Huang Gai is cool and all, but this team is just so much greatness for me. Wei Yan was the *first* person I ever used in a DW game and it was only because he wears a mask. I fuckin’ love...
klowingz: I’ll be honest, I have to say my one problem with the Deadpool movie will be the fact that all the annoying as fuck teenagers are going to start liking Deadpool out of the blue and be dicks about it. The teenagers have already infiltrated, man. That’s why Deadpool is nothing more than a Meme-Spouting Machine in most of his Non-X-Force apperances now.
uranianlalonde: I tried to make a gif from a Giant Bomb video I need more practice and here is a somewhat less shitty version I love you. Just sayin.
This is Tumblr. I know you fuckers know how to make gifs. We NEED a gif of Jeff STACKIN’ DAT DOSH from todays 3DS Phat unboxing. MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
Did you know?
That between the years of 2005 and 2007 I wore the same outfit every day? Black T-Shirt. Black Jeans. Black Skully hat. Two black wristbands on both wrists. Of course there were multiple black shirts (I had 30 at one point. One for almost every day of the week). I don’t even have a real reason why. I just did.
servbot42 asked: Hmmm, let's think of a question....Here's one! How'd you end up on Tumblr?
You know what? I never do this shit and I'm bored.
Yo. Ask me some fuckin’ questions. Anything really. I am just bored and systems are down at work.
Are the IGN cast got the worst hair?
I'm an asshole.
Totally playing this video over the work intercom. While laughing. Why? Read the title.
zombogonzo: grimmcropes reblogged your post: So I was playing UMvC3 last night… Certain characters teaches you the fundamentals of mashing. Need pick up some Cuh Viper and we’ll see how far mashing… To be honest playing Skrull helped me stop mashing. How I learned to stop mashing? Although I don’t play Marvel I used to mash like a mad cunt when I played Cody in Super/AE. So how did I...
I hate Way's run on Deadpool.
And maskless Deadpool making goof poop faces every panel is starting to make me hate the art, too. The goof poop faces are funnier when you can see the outline of them on the mask.
doctorsage: darthshadow: And yet, something tells me that all the videogame magazines, IGN, and Spike are all going to go “HALODUTY: BLOPS4 IS GAME OF THE YEAR FOREVERS”. Actually, Halo 4 and Blops 2 look interesting in their own right, but yeah. Walking Dead is the only true answer. Game Informer GOTY will be Mass Effect 3 IGN GOTY will be Mass Effect 3 Spike TV GOTY will be Halo 4 ...
BUY TELLTALE'S WALKING DEAD GAME
doctorsage: I MEAN IT ALL OF YOU BUY IT GAME OF THE FUCKING YEAR I agree. If they managed not to somehow fuck up the next three episodes this game is easily in the conversation of GOTY. However, no matter how good those next three eps are. If they kill her then this game will be the worst game ever made. You know who I am talking about.
doctorsage replied to your chat: Because I think you all should know what I listen to weekly No podcast on Sundays, hmm? I happen to know a handsome motherfucker who does podcasts that come out on Sunday. What podcasts? And Sunday is my day off from work and usually I listen to podcasts only at work.
Because I feel this needs to be restated once in...
Why am I called “The Masked Negro.” It’s quite simple, really. I’m a black guy…and I wear a mask. Actually…you know what? That dosen’t quite fly anymore. Not only am I a black guy in a mask. I am a BIG black guy in a mask. Exactly 1 of my followers actually knows me in real life and has seen me in person and if need be they can vouch. I am 6 foot 8...
capnraccoon: themaskednegro: Why do you associate with obvious racist troll accounts like themaskednegro? Anonymous Capn: I was unaware themaskednegro was an obvious troll account? I’m actually rather fond of the chap personally :3 Wait… What? How the hell am I a racist troll account. I am missing something here. I believe someone who follows the both of us is trolling. Not sure...
Why do you associate with obvious racist troll accounts like themaskednegro? Anonymous Capn: I was unaware themaskednegro was an obvious troll account? I’m actually rather fond of the chap personally :3 Wait… What? How the hell am I a racist troll account. I am missing something here.