You know you who are.
You are that one Titan motherfucker who dosen’t do shit during Conqest games except stand in one spot and spam whirlwind whenever someone tries to steal the point. It’s cool that you really really like that one command post so you defend it.
On the other hand, you piece of shit. WE REALLY WOULD LIKE IT IF YOU TOOK YOUR BIG MEATSHIELDING ASS INTO THE THICK OF BATTLE SO YOU COULD KILL THESE GODDAMN SCIENTISTS THAT KEEP FLYING AROUND.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU GIANT MOTHERFUCKER YOU HAVE A GUN THAT TEARS THEM TO SHREDS AND HANGING BACK AND GETTING CONQUISTADOR POINTS DOES US NO GOOD.
In other news, Defenders? Keep being total bros. You pop up that shield wall right when I need it all of the time. You’re cool with me.