IFC should have a (comedic) wrestling league. Bring us back to the fun insanity that used to be wrestling.
I want shit like this.
WHO WOULDN’T!? Communists. The reds are out to get us.
International Independent Film Channel Wrestling Federation League Rosenstein
You know you
Go to Youtube.
Type in WSX Wrestling.
Wrestling Tights are fucking uncomfortable.
And this is a big but.
They make my junk look HUUUUUUUUUGE.
This is a big dilemma
So I couldn’t figure out names for my team of bots in FoC.
So I decided to name them all after wrestling moves.
Brainbuster, Scoopslam, Powerbomb, Hurricanrana, Lariat.
And then I wondered…
Why haven’t they done this already!?
Like…a fucking team of Autobots or Decepticons that are all professional wrestlers?
Hm. I am going to have to think about this. On one hand I already have two masks, but one is a shitty modded hard-plastic mask
and the other is my half mask which would kill a man if I wrestled in it and is a bitch to breathe out of.
Even if I don’t wrestle again though I still want my professional mask.
If I ever win the lottery the first thing I am going to do is create a championship belt. Not some silly shit like “World’s Awesomest Champion” or anything. Like a belt that looks like it could be from a totally reputable fed. I’d carry it with me everywhere so when people asked I’d be like
“Yeah, I am the DSTBW Champion. I’m kind of a big deal”. Then I’d totally use it as ways to get out of work/places I don’t want to be.
And then when I got old I’d pass it down to my son/daughter so they could be a 2nd generation champion.
Goddamn WSX was hilarious when it was on. It’s like if Michael Bay decided to buy a wrestling promotion and make it 100x better
I think I might try one. I think I might wear my mask (the one pictured in my icon here) or my other one (seen in my various, and by various, I mean 1 gpoy) for 30 days. Mexican Luchadore style to see how long I can get away with it.
You know, because a 6 foot 8, 350lbs black dude in either a skull halfmask or a spiked lowerguard is just going to present the most cuddly image ever.